Snow White and the Huntsman Review

A long time ago, I watched this movie and found several unbelieveably accurate comments about it. I copied them into my Google+ account, but thought it is wiser to put them down in the blog. Enjoy.

1. "I just want to rip off his muddy and sweaty cloak and.. YOU KNOW. when he swings that axe I’m just like UNF UNF UNF the whole time. and when all the bad guys try to come at him i was like screaming “YOU’RE NO MATCH FOR THE MIGHTY THOR!” he kicked ass and was just sexy as hell. too bad there was only one semi-shirtless scene. but i definitely enjoyed every second of it."
2. "But hey, I got to spend a couple of hours looking at the beautiful faces of Chris Hemsworth and Charlize Theron, so… Also, Fucking A. Chris Hemsworth’s voice. Fuck me. He was doing this strange, almost Scottish, English accent, but whatever it was holy shit."
3. "Chris Hemsworth, cute dwarfs very lovable, Chris Hemsworth, awesome graphics, Chris Hemsworth. Did I mention Chris Hemsworth?
4. Cons: This fucking movie leaves you with many questions. Who does she marry? ... Did Kirsten Stewart enjoy her small intimate moment with kissing Chris fucking Hemsworth? The “Wicked Witch”, I feel as if she could have done SO much more with her character. Why doesn’t her powers work in the Dark Forest? THE FUCKING ENDING.
5. Also, I have to say. ... I HATE WILLIAM<3SNOW WHITE. I FUCKING HATE IT AND WANTED TO VOMIT WHEN HE KISSED HER. ...
6. Overall this movie was worth seeing I think, and I sobbed because of the Huntsman’s story. Not just because it was Chris Hemsworth I promise."